memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

I don’t feel right. Everything in me feels toxic. I just want out. I’m not suicidal, or any of that, i want to be alive. I just need out. I don’t know what’s broken or why it’s broken. I want to feel normal.

what your foreign language study says about you

spanish: you are trying to fulfill a requirement
french: you run a hipster blog and are far too defensive of the french language
latin: you value academia very highly but you value dick jokes more
ancient greek: like latin except you also hate yourself
old english: you care way too much about lord of the rings
russian: you are russian
italian: you are a naïve, romantic writer and you want to be a wine connoisseur (when you turn 21)
german: you are an intellectual overachiever who carries a heavy burden of existential angst
finnish: you just really like grammar for some reason
japanese: either you live entirely for challenges or you're weaboo trash there isn't much of an in-between
norwegian: you are ylvis trash

things i have noticed about the signs based on people i know

aries: remain pissy about things even after you prove them wrong, are really good friends, super headstrong, have a weird sense of fashion, obsessive over some things
taurus: are stubborn as hell, tend to be really silly and funny, pretty much everyone likes them, are super friendly and love to talk to people but also value alone time, likes participating in team efforts
gemini: they change their minds a lot, are really horny, are very opinionated, super fuckin gay, have really weird idea of romance
cancer: very nosy, they care about the people around them a lot, they feel a lot of feelings but keeps it to themselves and let them out when they're alone, good conversationalists, very good at taking selfies
leo: act like big bad tough guys but are actually babies on the inside, overbearing, take very good care of their loved ones and will do anything for them, can be huge fucking assholes and turn people against you if you rub them the wrong way, have a lot of feelings
virgo: keep all of their emotions bottled up until they just let it all out at once, are a very classy kind of punk rock, are really cool and pretty much everyone has a good opinion of them, very rare that they use their heart over their head, knows how to deal with difficult situations
libra: if they don't like you they won't tell you straight up but they'll give you dirty looks and make it clear they don't like you without saying it, they're really good at the arts, they have really complex/opinionated thoughts about things, are very charming, are very articulate but also lowkey say a ton of fucked up shit
scorpio: are mysterious as shit and you can't get anything out of them unless you pull it out of them, on the inside they really need someone, into kinky shit, are really fucking hot, cares a lot about their romantic partner to the point where it's almost obsession but they have good intentions always
sagittarius: are really sweet people, focus on the future more than the present, very passionate lovers, have really good hugs, are only very comfortable around people they know very well
capricorn: refuses to tell people about their feelings and only keep it to themselves a lot of the time, organize things in their own way even if its a messy, are really cold but they never mean to be, not very good at having romantic relationships, they don't know how to let go of things
aquarius: when they dislike people they won't actually tell them but they'll tell people really close to them about it, are really good at talking to people, are really shy sometimes, gives good advice, have their heads in the clouds a lot
pisces: are super aloof to everyone, make really good musicians, their minds always pull them in two separate directions, are very protective and deeply love thier romantic partners even if they dont show it, really fucking sassy/sarcastic

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

Odds are that if there’s something that I love, I’ve accidentally run over it. My feet, my friends’ feet, my family’s feet, my hand, my clothes, my laptop, my textbooks, my dog’s tail, the president of my college…

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It’s at this time that I would like to remind everyone that I am, in fact, in a wheelchair.

herstoryarc:
“brigidkeely:
“randomdeinonychus:
“rashaka:
“ultralaser:
“mewmii:
“mutisija:
“ villancikos:
“ The Anatomy of a mermaid
”
yes, thanks.
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like...
herstoryarc:
“brigidkeely:
“randomdeinonychus:
“rashaka:
“ultralaser:
“mewmii:
“mutisija:
“ villancikos:
“ The Anatomy of a mermaid
”
yes, thanks.
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like...

herstoryarc:

brigidkeely:

randomdeinonychus:

rashaka:

ultralaser:

mewmii:

mutisija:

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.

i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:

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it just doesnt work

yeah we wouldnt want to make our mermaids too unrealistic

this asks more questions than it answers. they don’t really have vestigial legs, like those aren’t even motile fins, so why do they still have fully formed hips, why hasn’t the pelvic bone changed significantly? and where did the tail come from?

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[proto whale]

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[orca skelly]

whales as we know them evolved from land animals that went back out to sea, and it’s all spine all the way down to the tail fin. the pelvis is vestigial to the point of being tiny and unrecognizable, and the rear leg structure is //gone//. and by the time they evolved all that, their forelegs had turned into proper fins and they didn’t have hourglass figures, because they built up walls of insulating fat and blubber where it was needed most - around the vital organs.

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[walrus skelly]

which brings us to the walrus. as you can see the skeletal structure and the external appearance are fairly ursiform - the rear legs are basically still in there forming the tail, and the pelvis is intact, and above that it may as well still be a land animal. if mermaids did exist, as hominids who went back out to sea, and if they hadn’t evolved into basically dolphins, then a walrus skeletal system, complete with vestigial thigh bones inside a kind of muscle skirt, and with significant fat and blubber deposits //on the main body// would be most likely. which is to say, mermaids with human torsos and seagoing lower bodies would waddle around on their tails, have clearly defined thigh structures, and would be a hell of a lot rounder above and about the waist than they’re usually depicted.

which begs the question, then, if you see a mermaid and it’s a skinny little thing with a slinky waist and an eel-like tail and a perfect bosom and a coy smile, //why does it look like that//? because whatever that is? it is not a land animal that readapted to the sea. it is not your distant kin. it is a sea creature that adapted //to get your attention//.

maybe it’s all an illusion, a frilly mane, an hourglass shape, and narrow antennae that mimic the shape of human arms, waving lonely sailors into the water, only to realize too late the bioluminescent patterns of lipstick and pert breasts are to distract from what lies behind them - viselike jaws and row after row of stiletto teeth.

or maybe it’s all soft tissue, the gelatinous bell of a jellyfish folded into a pleasing shape, luring the unwary down to be caught up in a tail that is nothing more than thousands of barbed lines of stinging neurotoxin cells.

or it could be that the tail goes deep into a shadowy well, and the beautiful woman is a mask for a single enormous jaw, the internal skeleton just the endless spine and ribs of a vast and hungry sea snake.

or, perhaps most terrifyingly, the face is real but not the face of the eyes looking out of it - a human mask for an intelligence both cold and calculating, wearing an inviting smile to bring you within reach of the dagger behind it’s back. waiting to slice the skin off of you because it needs a new disguise, because it is shaped like you but does not look like you, because it must pass as you so it can go among you, so that by starlight it may go on land and into town, where your kin are sleeping, unsuspecting.

Jesus Christ back up a minute buddy

I am 100% on board with eldritch horror mermaids.

Can I set up something to just reblog this every time I see it? Like automatically? Because this is perfect and I love this.

Like I needed more reasons to be afraid of deep water..

Didn’t mermaids start out as bad creatures?

More.... That's it, it's done, there's nothing more. More.